Tuesday 11 August 2015

Merry Doh... Cool Sunglasses... Short GW2 Story..

Merry Doh was pissed... She had fought hard to win those sunglasses... and now they lay there... smashed....

Oh she had certainly smashed the Ogre that had smashed the sunglasses.... but there she was looking down at them in despair.

Do you know how hard it was to get these she screamed, to the sky....  try killing the mega destroyer.... without them.... your retinas... toast....

Fluffy, simply, preened himself beside her.....

You're not helping either.... but he just ignored her and carried on grooming himself... well a panther has got to look good to, after all....

She liked fluffy....picked him up in the eternal battlefields... not usually a world verses world player but on the day she found him she was glad she had...

Well I suppose its back there again, she thought,  hate that hell hole... damn lava really dries out my hair...

Better swing by the Royal Terrace, maybe MF some stuff to make gold for supplies... couple of star cakes be handy too...

The Mystic forge (or Massive Toilet as its more often called) can reward you with some excellent items even a precursor for your legendary but more often than not it just churns out junk...

Merry remembered one go round where she put in four knights gloves only to get a knights glove back....of the same level...

Buy 4 get 1... now that's the sort of offer the merchants would love to be able get away with..

She pulled the Royal Pass out of her pack and instantly she was standing in the forecourt of the terrace.. Quick check with the Seraph Tinkerer, repair armor, then up the ramp to the forge and crafting areas.

Merry put a few lesser blues in and got a named great sword, which was promptly sold...

Had a bit of a clear out in the inventory to.... Not a cook so that can go and that... Hmmm Omniberries.... better not... they'll just end up on my hips..... I'll stick with the star cakes...

As she now had funds she decided to waypoint straight to, rather than gate and run across the map, to the furnace that is Mount Maelstrom..

The only saving grace in all this was that she had already helped the merchant there so it was not a case of clearing out all the Fire Spiders before he could sell to her.... should be a simple in and out this time...

But Merry arrived at the magmatic waypoint just as it was shutting down because the Fire Elementals were storming into the camp... damn should have checked the timer on this....quick visual found two commanders here... brilliant.... no problem then as lots of cavalry arriving soon....

She was a fighter not a leader... loved to help.. loved to run around and support anyone in need so was always glad when others took up the commander role.. 

But it did mean that she would stay and have another go round with the Mega Destroyer as he pops up not long after these Ele's are cleared...

Merry dived in with a great sword combo and body parts start coming off every where... Fluffy takes out another coming up behind her and then a Zerg just whirls straight past nearly taking her head off....

Zerg's... pile in hot... fall over dead.... that always made her laugh...

She might take longer using the PVT stuff but she took less damage to, and using the Celestial accessories gave her an edge, as they offered health benefits she would not otherwise have...

Not so many turned up to help so it took a while to clear the camp..... but, at the end. she wandered over to Blork and bought a new pair of sunglasses.... nice, similar, but just not the same..... Still looked very cool when she wore them....

Guardians have there polished helms... Thieves there leather ones ..... but none looked as cool as Merry in those sunglasses....

Time for the tunnels.... the Mega Destroyer awaits...


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